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Not sure if it’s the 30th or 31st so, at midnight, happy birthday to sebby g.

Seb just passed all his exams and will be going to study in Cardiff. I hope you had a good summer and look after yourself in Wales.

In Extras, the new sitcom from Ricky Gervais, there is a character called Maggie who askes questions like “Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death”. This reminds me a lot of Seb. He always asks “What would you do if…” questions, or “who would you rather kill, your brother or your sister”, Answers in the book.

Probably the most fun of these questions is the 10 metre game – you have to choose who you would kill in a 10 metre radius.

Extras has finished for this series. I have got them all on video so if you want to come down for a visit and watch them you are very welcome.

Some interesting facts about Seb:
He likes pirates
He has false teeth
His old website receives over 25 hits a month even though it’s never updated.

There are absolutely no other interesting facts about him.

Cheeky Steve told me I don’t update my website enough so this is specially for him:

[it’s only bike riding]

I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve.

That’s Steve on the right. About a year ago we looked for the word Shrimmo (that’s Shrimmo on the left) on Google and nothing came up. I tried to change that but to no avail. This is another attempt – I have put it as a title to help googlebots find it. I hope that if I say the word Shrimmo enough times then it will be found. This was a fairly fun place to work. Not all heads down, type type. I could show you a graph of people verses profits and where does the line go?

Hopefully going to ride some jumps on Wednesday night and Friday daytime. Email me if you want to join in the fun.

I have just been looking back at old pictures and it made me remember how sad winter is – I actually feel quite sick just thinking about it. I really hate it. It’s so long and so cold and boring. I am going to hibernate and play the guitar for a long time.

This website is really good. More people should support it. I added Lenham skatepark. As you can see it is terrible.

So go here and put in where you live. If you local park doesn’t come up then go and take a picture and put it in. Also if you visit a park on there that hasn’t got a photo, then take one and send it in [like] [i] [did].

I am bored silly. Please suggest some CREATIVE jobs for me to apply for. [never foget].

I noticed the other day that the shovel load has become an online zine. This was also an idea I had a while ago and made this which probably not many people have seen. Funny how we both came up with the same idea.

For the unobservant, there is a video on the Joey’s Jam page. Download it.

These are the most popular search terms on this site for this month. This gives me an idea of what people out there want to see more of on this website:

mako sharks 9 – Becky can sort this out
lemon shark 7 – and this
yeah yeah yeahs 5 – I’ll write something on this
gbh ramps 3 – I don’t know too much about GBH so if someone wants to write a review…
nick drake 3 – and I’ll do this
trampoline tricks 3 – I want to get the trampoline out again soon so more of this I hope
mirah hindley 3 – I have no idea how this came up, but Becky has a morbid fascination with this kind of thing
hastings skatepark 3 – Going here soon I hope, so some more pictures on the way.
saltbury bmx 2 – don’t know
brian molko 2005 2 – he’s in placebo right?
fathom bmx 2 – that’s easily dealt with
sharks eating 2 – another one for rebekah
where is coxhoe skatepark 2 – go here to find out
sharks eating humans 2 – rough
trampoline bike 2 – more on the way I hope
dirtsurfer uk 2 – hmm maybe we should get the dirtsurfers out again.
yeah yeah yeahs maps 1 – ok ok.
steath trails 1 – no sorry nothing on this
wearing new shoes 1 – what?
bare boy 1 – sick.
the shawshank redemption 1 – seb’s already done this but maybe I can add some more
kenji tsuruta bmx 1 – a rider from Japan I think
imogen heap hide and seek download 1 – good good
bmx jam at joey s woods 1 – yep that was yesterday. more soon.
stink socks 1 – what?
world war 2 sharks attacks 1 – ww2?
epsom bmx trails 1 – soon I hope
when did richard whiteley die? 1 – 26th June 2005
jumping mako sharks 1 – more sharks?
photos of dislocated wrist 1 – there are some x-rays here if that helps
unreal skatepark 1 – yeh, they need a website. I keep on meaning to offer to make one but it’s summer. I’ll make one when they get the new place.

Interesting? Got to keep the punters happy.

Joeys got dried out with a blow torch so the jam still went ahead. Have a picture:

More another day. I am off to finish my book – Pet Semetry by Stephen King. Scary.