If you remember that picture then you have been looking at this website for two years. Congratulations. Put your name in the book and get a prize. This picture is of me sliding down a wooden rail outside my maths building. I used to do this everyday when my lectures had finished. Slide down the banisters, run outside and slide down this rail. Then onto the bike and ride home. Fun days.

I need to ride soon. I have 17 days annual leave to use up soon so someone make me an offer of a riding trip in the next few weeks (not 1st March, 9th March or 10th March).

That’s a name of mountian board. I used to be into mountain boarding, dirtsurfing and the like. I ran a website called dirtsurfer uk. It was ace. I might archive it sometime. It’s fun but headcorn is as flat as a pancake, and it’s not really worth driving 5-10 miles to roll down a hill when you can just go and ride the trails round the corner.

So we were promised 15 cm of snow and we got nothing. That sucks becasue I have to go to work. I think it’s just the weather people sensationalising to raise viewing figures.

Look at this. Wohoo. I’m rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams.

You did a good job of clicking adverts yesterday. Six clicks. Well done – that was probably just Rudi! Anyway thanks for my 0.33 dollars. That works out as 17p. Stick to ebay I guess.

Theres some new wallpapers up here.

Took a while to get to work today. I listened to Sigur Ros this morning. Seriously some of the best music ever made. Apparently I was wrong – they don’t sing in Icelandic they sing in Hopelandic: singer jon thor birgisson has invented a language called hopelandic, a mix of english and icelandic.

Earn your keep for the day. This webiste is not free you know. You pay by pressing the adverts on the left down the bottom. If you go to a page about something specific it will give you specific adverts. Pretty clever huh. Also you can go and visit a random media page. If you find one that is broken please tell me in the book and I’ll go and fix it. Happy snow.

This is an interesting document. Let me draw your attention to paragraph 3:

3. Decide whether you want to stop use and whether this is possible
The flow chart on page 7 will help you to make you decision. Again this offers some solutions. There is no point bulldozing a course that you know will be rebuilt the following week.

I thought that was really interesting. Just as we think that there is no point in building once a site has been plowed the people who might arrange plowing think that there’s no point in doing it if we will just rebuild. They are worried about driving the situation more underground and not being able to control it. So if your trails are on forestry commission land, and they get plowed, go and build them again.

This is good news. I will sell these hoodies for £5 each. I am being ripped off I think.

Thanks for signing the book to the people that did. You are very kind. I am eating Pan-fried Sausage and sage crisps at the moment. Stolen from the Christmas food that is left over in the office. Hopefully no-one will notice.

I have been listening to CDs at work all day. I have listened to The Yeah Yeah Yeahs twice, Razorlite twice, Franz Ferdinand, The Libertines, Bob Dylan, Elliot Smith and some free mix chill out CD. I spite of this it has been another long day. Hometime.

Sitting with my head in my hands under the strip lights watching my life slowly dripping away like Chinese water torture.

Hardly anyone signs the book anymore. I can only think this is becasue either no one is looking at this site, or you have nothing to say. In which case I am going to try and comment on stuff that will simply make you HAVE to sign the guestbook to put me straight.

From blewbmx:

“There were lots of buisness men in suits there, and a lady with no arms, i tried not to look in a kind of look at her from the corner of my eye kinda way.”

I saw a girl with half her arm missing the other day. That’s pointless isn’t it. Fascinating though. People tell me not to stare when I see freaks about but I think it’s only natural.

More freaks here. You have to read that. It’s hilarious. It’s amazing that someone con be so sensitive about their appearance. She must be able to tell that she looks like a freak.

I don’t know her name, and since she admits searching google for it and I don’t want her to find this, I’ll just call her Buzz. Here’s a picture by the way:

Buzz seems to have a problem with people who find her appearance disturbing. Come on. Look at her chin. She looks like someone off of Bo Selector. If you saw her walking down the street don’t tell me your wouldn’t stare. I think she was on a program called “What are you staring at?”. Isn’t it obvious? Her chin.

Also here. She seems to have massive problems. First she says she doesn’t want plastic surgey becasue her chin is part of who she is. Then she says that just because she has an usual face doesn’t mean she is different on the inside. That’s a contradiction. Then she moans about people who are mean and call her names, and in the next sentence goes on to say that she doesn’t want people’s pity. What does she want us to do? This article is entitled “Look me in the face.” And yet she is moaning about people staring at her. What are we meant to do then? To infinity and beyond.

Chris has been digging hard. Respect.

Also the shovel load has one of the best updates ever.

I think this is amazing.