a scruffy ruffian
Yesterday on my way home from work, I was riding back to my car and, without looking, I pulled out infront of an oncoming car which hit me at about 25mph. So I am lucky to be able to write this I guess. On the downside, my leg is broken, so that’s the end of my summer I guess. See you next year.
P.S. This is not a joke.
Every year Heacorn runs a May Fayre on bank holiday Monday. I am a bit behind on my updates so this is from a week ago.
Also every year there is a sudan chair race. Because Tim is now a firefighter he had to take part in the sudan chair race this year, and because he is the newest firefighter he was the lucky person that got to dress up in the old fireman’s uniform and sit in the chair.
The race was close between the PTA and the firefighters at first. the scouts we left way behind.
But the PTA soon got out in front and ran to victory leaving the pathetic firemen in their wake. So if your house burns down call the PTA.
They dropped him a few times. I think this whole thing is pretty hilarious. He was in the kids fire-engine on some scaffold poles, dressed in yellow water proof trousers and squirting people with a water gun.
They all come out on the bank holidays. Man or woman?
It’s the weekend in about 1 hours time. The weather is looking good (if you live in Bournemouth). I dare you to not look at the internet from now until Monday morning.
Flowers. I made that daisy chain.
Barbeque in the sun with guitar. Fun. It’s summer, which is good.
Last night I was on my way to the trails when I looked behind me and realised I was being followed by a little kid. I pulled into the derelict farm and he said “my mates told me about some ramps near here”, so we went in and looked for the ramps. I pretended they had been knocked down and that I was going home. I rode off and he was still following me so I let him get ahead and then promptly disappeared into a driveway. That’s one less annoying kid at the trails.
Ok here’s some news with no pictures.
Gregory was kept in hospital again last night. He was very dehydrated apparently, mainly because the hospital didn’t give him anything to drink. He still has all his teeth, and is watching bmx’s on TV so it looks like it will be ok.
This morning I was on my way in to work when I noticed some stopped cars in front of me. I put my brakes on but I wasn’t stopping in time so I pressed harder and skidded. That didn’t work so I put the car into the hedge and bouced along the ditch for a bit. The car seemed ok apart from a hole in the bumper. Tim is fixing my brakes for me today. Thank you.
We went to Tenterden mud ramps last night. Gregory came along and on his first run he went down. I think he was knocked out. He landed on his face and there was a lot of blood coming from his nose and mouth. He is only 10 and his parents weren’t there so i was so scared. I drove him straight to hospital and he threw up in my car. I think he was kept in hospital over night. I think he still has all his teeth. I hope his is ok.
Today people are voting to decide which numpties will run this “country” for the next five year. Labour will win. People love Tony Bliar. People think he is a nice guy, that he’s doing the best for the country and all that stuff but he’s just as bad as the rest of them.
Apparently the result of the election depends on the weather Boring Boring Politicians. I work for politicians so I know what they are like.
Proof the Tony is a vote grabbing liar. It’s all about sport you know.
Go and sign me. I will be making this look nice colours soon so give me some ideas.
Went for a walk in the woods.
Good old bit of sandy soil. Trails?
This pond thing stank.
Is this a worm? Guess again.
Yep so I copied the game but I think this is much harder and no-one will get it. Pointless then. Bit like the internet in general. Go outside.
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