scruffian

These are the toilets at Tunbridge Wells district council offices. This is where the council members come to urinate. Interesting.

Went to a meeting about Tenterden Skatepark last night. It takes a long time to build a skatepark.

I am desgining a website for money at the moment which is why this site has been a bit neglected.

Stayed in a hotel on Saturday. Bling.

This is not even fake.

Went digging the other day with the headlamp. It’s hard to see exatly what you are doing. This is what you need to go digging at night. A warm jacket, a bag with water and food, a radio to scare off the ghosts, a spade and a shovel.


It’s cold.

There is no news. I have lots of pictures on my camera but I have been too busy. Updates will start to roll in at the weekend I hope. New Pretty Shady site soon as well apparently, if I ever get on MSN to help Joe. Tenterden skatepark meeting on Friday.

This stuff is still too cheap.

I learnt some stuff at work like: Don’t use the word brainstorm because people with epilepsy find it offensive. Use instead, word storm (which people with dyslexia find offensive!?).

No pictures either. What to do in a situation like this?
Go and update unknown trails rider
Look at the shovel load
And go to sprocket grind.

Noid Tom at unigate. This is just the inspirtation i needed. Pete rules. Reminds me of the good old days. So much fun. I don’t have a lot of time to make skateparks out of wood these days. Too much time spent making skateparks out of mud instead.

Compare this with this.

The second file was the one which I originally desgined (with the pictures in it). The first file is what IT turned it into with their meddling little ways. I got an email from them saying:

“I was very impressed with how you managed to keep the general look and feel of the new KCC templates without having the original files. Despite the fact that there are accessibility issues regarding the floating side navigation, the page is quite impressive.”

Thanks, very nice of you to say so. It is a shame that you ripped the page apart and put it in that loveley yellow/greem thing. I am coughing up stuff which is almost that exact color at the moment. Lovely.

These are stealth pictures off my small camera.This is my old job. If you look closely at the screen you can see, not work, but Webcrimon. Yup.

This is the old ladies who sat behind me and monitered my internet use. It was these people who I had to be careful of in case they saw the rude pictures that someone had put on the prettyshady book. I miss their banter now though

New job:
I had to go round and put up lots of posters about European Mobility Week, including this one. Then I had to go round and take them down again. Fascinating.

I’ve got a load more stuff on ebay in time for Christmas, so start bidding. Go on, you won’t even have to pay postage if I know you. A coat for 1p. Bargin.

Or you could get this great film. I watched it today. It stars Tom Hanks, who everyone loves, and John Candy, who is fat and funny. Basically Tom Hanks is stressed so he goes to the sea, falls in and nearly drowns, looses his wallet, and then gets saved by a mermaid. She then finds his wallet and goes onto land to look for him (she gets legs when she’s dry), they fall in love and then she has to go back home (something to do with the moon), but he can’t go with her as he can’t swim. There’s also some stuff about the govenment wanting to catch the mermaid, which gives you a classic car chase scene.

I won’t give away the ending, so you’ll have to buy the dvd to find out… but it is happy.