Not updated in ages. Don’t really feel like it for lots of reasons.

My boss has employed her younger brother to work here next week becasue he needs a job.

I hope that Geroge Bush forces Tony Blair to get rid of the Common Agricultural Policy, killing all the farms in the land and driving the country into the biggest economic slump since the war. Then there might be some land that you don’t have to sell your soul to buy.

I tried to sell my soul but no-one wanted it.